Scared of Poo

So here we are in the new year, it is just me or does it just not have that cool feeling to it like it used to. Come to think of it, Christmas doesn’t really feel like Christmas anymore does it? Maybe that’s just one of the downsides of working in retail.

So anyways New Years Eve was fun, just hanging out with the guys, its been a damn long time since i’ve last done it and more than likely it will be a damn long time before it happens again. I think the most important thing I learned from New Years was that my pals are still as immature as they were 5-6 years ago, which is nice. Also on top of that it was just awesome to see Christo after well over a year.

Today I went to work while I was very very ill, struggled through most of the day and then my manager jumped on my back for a piggy back (bare in mind this was during opening hours with customers still in store, lol) but I got my revenge by giving him a short but swift kick up the arse.

I reckon that in order to keep some content flowing on to the site I will randomly recommend some films for you guys, maybe you will think “Hrmm, Dan is a smart guy he must know a good film when it sees it” or maybe you will think “Why the fuck does he think Kung Pow: Enter The Fist is a good movie, lets burn him!”

Click below to see a random scene from Kung Pow

Continue reading “I’d Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize”

Ok as you may or may not know I work in retail and after reading this article, (and also experiencing this a few times lately) I decided to write my opinion on the stupidity of the “customer is always right” policy.

My first reaction was sadness that it isn’t just Britain that suffered from unreasonable customers. Its correct that this is the mentality that has caused a generation of impoliteness and bad attitudes.

Continue reading The Customer Is Always A Right Arsehole

So in the week that has passed since my last post I have realised one huge thing, I’m a fool. I (along with my group) had left it until the last minute to pull any work together and the work we did pull together was quite poor, hopefully i’ll learn to do the work sooner before the next assignment.

This week I had mucho fun playing around with StumbleUpon which is such a useful tool for just procrastinating and through using StumbleUpon I have found that I can create a vibrator out of my own penis! Also lots of other random and fun things.

In other news, i’m doing a 11 hour shift at work on Saturday, its gonna be tiring considering its closer to Xmas and more importantly I work in retail. Better news is that i’ve got New Years Day off, I’m working New Years Eve til 5 or 6pm but then I can pick up Gemma and bugger off to a mates house and just hang out for a few hours, no drinking….. Damn my driving abilities.

So yeah I guess I’ll leave you with something I found funny – Google circa 1960